Not a hair on his salt-and-pepper pompadour is out of place, but there are huge bags under Elias Bermudez's eyes. He's behind the microphone on a recent Wednesday morning, at...
Recollect President Abraham Lincoln and his killer sense of humor? Yeah, we dont either. Regardless, the Remember Abraham Lincoln Comedy Show, a weekly shindig produced...
So your grandma willed you a Navajo rug, and you've been using it as a door mat. Stop, for Chrissakes, and haul it down to the American Indian Art & Artifacts Appraisal Day. As...
“So, what gifts are you giving for the holiday?" Your psychiatrist poises her pen while you clutch at the box of Kleenex in your lap. “I’ve got plenty of time to pick something...
Of all the athletes in the world, Arizona Diamondbacks left fielder Eric Byrnes is the one we'd most like to hang with. He's just so fuckin' cool. We've got our chance, and so...
Okay, you've lounged around on your expanding tush all summer long, but the heat's history, so get your fat ass in gear at the sixth annual Hawk Trot. The 10K/5K starts on...
These are scary times for photography, an era in which a confused 6-year-old looks at the back of a film camera following shutter release and expects to see a digital preview....
They call ´em boats, but the mechanized beasts competing at the 24th annual Coors Light IHBA World Finals are more like rockets whistling across the drink at speeds of up to...
Granted, it's an attention-getting device, but some come-ons are better than others, and Jamaican Blue Coffeehouse & Wine Bar's weekly White Trash Wine Night is brilliant....
We once had a college roomie who would accuse us of driving the Titanic whenever we wielded the remote and chose a television program that wasnt to his...
You may not know it, but Mythos Mediterranean Bistro is one of the wackiest destinations in the Valley, a spot where you can chow down on dolmas while listening to jazz by...
Yale women's basketball coach Chris Gobrecht turned her mewling purse puppies back into Bulldogs in just one season, and thinks they're ready to take on our Lady Sun Devils....
You want The Truth? Can you handle The Truth? SoCal emo-metalcore sextet Bleeding Through's third album hits like a falling anvil to the cranium: Ferocious blast-beats,...
One of the many charms of Charles Schulz's Peanuts gang is that they're ageless and timeless. Charlie Brown's the perpetual dweeb who wears the same clothes every day. (Either...
Australian and an occasional resident of his mum’s homeland, this writer has a serious passion for Aussie rock. Unfortunately, it’s been a few years since he’s called Australia...
We grew up listening to an anything-goes radio station that played everything from pop to metal to Motown to hard-core soul. Vocalist/guitarist Rich Michalowski of Southern...
Whether you like it or not, Americans have more in common with the French than you think. Maybe most surprising is an obsession with kart racing. (Who knew the Frenchies...
There are those of us who will do almost anything to hear someone sing “Alfie,” arguably the most famous and most-often-recorded of Burt Bacharach and Hal David’s many hundreds...
It takes us forever to keyboard-pick these words each week, so when we hear about the career trajectory of individuals more talented, creative, and ambitious than we,...
Amid feverish preparations for the Arizona Derby Dames League Championship, a few of the rollergirls speak to a cautiously adoring public:Sally Whacker of the Brutal Beauties:...