Immoral Victory

Maybe you like it nice and slow. Yes, maybe you orgasm to a combination of walnut-oil massages, candlelight, and tastefully ribboned cock. Then again, you’re probably like the rest of us who get off on being tenderly bludgeoned by a grandpa cane. Bless your soul.

However you like it, unleash your inner pervert at the Exotic Art Preview Party. You’ll encounter a lascivious troupe of performers and artists whose chief mission is to unfetter your mystical mojo. The main attraction is the oh-so-titillating sideshow artist Miss Satanica, whose “pussy power” could lay flat the average milkboy. Expect her to roll in glass, spit fire, and perform a mystery light bulb maneuver that will make you taste lead. About the routine, she says, “This stuff requires balls . . . giant balls.” In light of Valentine’s Day, Miss Satanica will also perform a romantic fire-eating session with her inamorato and fellow circus hellion, Michael Serwitch.

The party — which marks the opening of Alwun’s “Exotic Art Show 25” — goes off from 7 p.m. Friday, February 8, to 1 a.m. Tickets cost $25 in advance, $30 at the door.